Violence in My Own Backyard

Some people believe that if a little is good, then a lot is even better. Unfortunately, this does not apply to tree trimming. There comes a point where trimming off more branches is a bad thing. I think the gardener went too far when trimming the tree on the right, below.

As you can see, the tree on the left has leaves on it, but the tree on the right has not sprouted a single leaf since it's overzealous "trim." Maybe "bob" would be more appropriate. The gardener killed it! I don't think it was premeditated. However, this is clearly an aggravated assault. Gross negligence leading to death. It is worthy at least of a manslaughter (plant-slaughter?) charge. 

There is even evidence that this individual may be a serial killer. Another thoroughly-trimmed tree close by shows the same M.O. Notice the severed trunk.

What was this guy thinking? "Hey, if I just cut off the trunk, then I don't have to trim all these little branches. That'll save time." 

We can't let these criminals get away with this. If you see a suspicious hedge trimmer-wielding individual in your neighborhood, report it to the police immediately!

Grandma Opposes Frozen's "Gay Agenda"

The Huffington Post reports that a Mormon grandmother is slamming Disney's Oscar-winning movie Frozen for its “gay agenda.”

That’s funny. I don’t remember anyone complaining about Disney's Mulan, and that girl is a cross-dresser!

Imitation is the Highest Form of Flattery

…and if you are a dictator, you can force everyone to flatter you.

Kim Jong Un has ordered all North Korean men to get the same haircut that he has. 

Well, that's one way to get people to stop making fun of your haircut. I guess they can't laugh if they look just as ridiculous as you do.

P.S. North Korean women can still choose from one of 18 approved hairstyles:

In other Haircut Police news, see School suspends girl who shaved her head for friend with cancer.

Airfares get more and more expensive, and the amenities get worse and worse...

Seen in the Dallas airport:

 

Heard over the PA system: "Some of you will be departing via gates A8 and A10. The rest of you will be leaving via the toilets at A9." 

That's what you get for flying coach.

Higher Education

I passed a sign for Bastyr University on my way to work today. How do you pronounce that? I’m assuming “BAH-stir.”

What is their mascot? The Bastyr Bastards? That's an alma mater you can be proud of.