A Warning Worth Heeding

A Malasian man who purchased a penis enlargement device online was unhappy when he received a magnifying glass in the mail. "The instructions that came with the package merely read: 'Do not use in sunlight.'"  

Unfortunately, he paid 80 British pounds ($134 US Dollars) for the device.

Worst Honeymoon Location Ever

 Couple spends wedding night in jail, in wedding attire.

“The Manchester Evening News reports that the couple became combative with hotel staff as they were trying to check into their wedding suite, so security guards were called. Nick Bigland is accused of causing bodily harm to one of the guards and Kirsty allegedly made racist comments to another guard.”

Marketing Mess-Ups

This bio-tech company in San Diego is called Verenium. 

That rhymes with perineum. What marketing guru thought of that name?

One Size Fits All Ages

I'm not sure if this swimming mask is for adults who act like 3-year-olds, or 3-year-olds who think they are adults.

Act your age, people!

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

How do you destroy a whole house by blowing your nose? It helps if you have a lit cigarette in your mouth.

Man attempting to blow nose and smoke cigarette at same time winds up burning house down.

Add that to the list of health hazards of smoking.