Check out this article about a woman arrested for pouring mayonnaise in a library book drop. She is a "person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes." Apparently she deals in ketchup and corn syrup as well. The best part: Her name is Joy L. Cassidy. Look at her picture. Do you think "Joy" is a fitting name?
Photo provided by the Ada County (Idaho) Sheriff's Department
