Schnese

Schnese is a surname, and also the name of a dog breed.

• There is a person named Rese Schnese.
• The schnese dog breed is a cross between a Schnauzer and a Havanese.

Passer-by: "What a cute puppy! What breed is he?"
Dog Owner: "Schnese"
Passer-by: "Bless You"

Man's Best Friend: Not!

Check out this headline: Man Shot by Dog. The man was shot in the backside when his dog "accidentally" stepped on the trigger of a loaded rifle. The police are saying it was accidental, but I think it was revenge for making Fido chase after a stick for the 1,000th time.