Strange Warnings

Today we revisit paper shredders. Some paper shredders have unusual warnings. For example, this one forbids neckties. I know this is a disappointment for all of you who need to shred your confidential neckties, but you'll just have to find a different shredder.

This shredder was manufactured by a bunch of "Bah, humbug" scrooges. They do not like the Christmas season at all. In addition to neckties, they forbid gingerbread boys and wreaths.

I guess you'll have to find an alternative way to dispose of your post-holiday leftovers.