The quote of the day is:
"As it turns out, being arrested is a great way to induce labor."
Two women were stealing software from Wal-Mart when they got caught. Upon being arrested, one woman went into labor, and had to be taken to the hospital instead of the police station. She is being charged with theft. I would add a charge of corrupting a minor for involving the baby in the heist.
After she delivered the baby did they issue her a hospital gown or an inmate uniform?
ReplyDeleteImagine the story she would tell the child when he/she gets older. There I was, arrested in a failed heist when my water broke. . .
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