News of the Obvious

These shocking stories are in today's news:

• Swedish news source The Local reports this quote from model Kevin Montero, "The models are judged on how thin they are, which means that the fashion industry doesn't care about your personality."
• The LA times reports, "People's love for cats is unrequited, study indicates."
• UPI reports on the Massachusetts bill to designate a state sandwich, "Why the state Legislature feels the need to designate a (state) sandwich is itself questionable. There's plenty of other pressing business."
• The Daily Star reports, "Sexual assault is not cool, ladies."
• Finally, and most unbelievably, CNN reports that tornadoes are possible in the Great Plains region!