Check out this article about a woman arrested for pouring mayonnaise in a library book drop. She is a "person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes." Apparently she deals in ketchup and corn syrup as well. The best part: Her name is Joy L. Cassidy. Look at her picture. Do you think "Joy" is a fitting name?
Photo provided by the Ada County (Idaho) Sheriff's Department
She must buy condiments by the case at Cosco.
ReplyDelete"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
ReplyDeleteShe is probably one of the few people who could answer "But of course. . . I'm on my way to the library."
I guess she is "living la vida loca" in her "own private Idaho".
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