This guy wants to put a flat-screen TV in his backyard so he can prune his fruit trees while he watches sports on TV. He thinks he is multi-tasking and saving time. Sure, it's a time saver if you don't count the hours spent in the ER after he severs a few fingers with the pruning shears and breaks a rib falling off the ladder while straining to see the game-winning play.
Maybe he realizes this and the pruning is just an alibi to tell his wife while he escapes to the backyard for some screen time.
So that's why they put so many crazy warning labels on consumer products.
ReplyDelete**Warning: Do not multi-task with sharp objects.
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